Witty casino quotes for your success

By Loyd Pelto

Want to get a portion of wisdom before trying your luck in a casino? Here you go.

 Casino quotes and gambling sayings

All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler, and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion © Stephen Wright

All our life is a game. And you can achieve great success in life if you make the right bets. That’s how our Creator made us — he is an inveterate gambler.

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius © Julius Weintraub

Can you imagine a casino without poker? Probably yes, since there are many other games around. But can you imagine the same casino without chips? Now it’s harder since chips are a medium of exchange in the gambling world, something that all avid players are craving for. And you can be a great poker player, but only the number of your chips will show how successful you are. So show me your chips, man.

The only way I’ll ever get hurt in the casino is if there’s an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot © Jack Benny

Real gamblers are tough guys. When they win, they are not way too ecstatic, and when they lose, they are not way too sad. A slot machine can hurt their foot, but not their hearts. And if you’re too sensitive and can’t stand vicissitudes of the fortune — go home and play at Syndicate online casino. Can be sure that our slot machine will never fall on your foot.

Without gambling, I would not exist © Hunter S. Thompson

Too much money in gambling


A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned © Paul Newman

Damn, man, this is a pearl of casino quotes. Just imagine the time when you were a small kid with some pocket money from your parents. But what a pleasure was to find some coins on the street and buy for this money bubblegum or some sweets. You felt like the happiest kid on Earth. Now you’re not a kid but still a kid in your heart. And let’s be straightforward: everyone can earn some money in one way or another, but not everyone so lucky to win. But you gotta try your luck first.

The winner will never say: “This is just a game.” © Gloria Copeland

When you win, then you win. The winners are never judged. But before you hit the jackpot, you have to spin the wheel of fortune. A wise man said: “If you want more luck, take more chances.”

You gotta try your luck at least once a day because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it. © Jimmy Dean

Do you feel like you’re pretty lucky today? Go hit some slots. Do you feel like it’s not your day? Go hit some slots anyway. Maybe your feeling is false. Only the game will show your actual level of luck.

The less you bet, the more you lose when you win © Bob Nastanovich

We all know this type of players: they always try to find the perfect combination, the luckiest day, to bet a little and to win big. Sorry, guys — your strategy sucks. A rocker and avid gambler Bob Nastanovich nailed it: you only win big when you bet big.

Why can I come to a fancy casino in a sports car, but can’t enter the same casino in a sports suit? © Some curious guy

Man, if you’re lucky enough, you can do everything. However, there is a place where you can gamble, even sitting only in your underwear or even naked. Yes, we are talking about the online slots at Syndicate.



Loyd Pelto is happy working as an author because it helps gamblers make the right decision. He has been writing for ten years. His primary objective is to bring order to the online gaming business.

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